it’s goddamn midnight. stop fucking taking pictures of me and do some fucking work so you can afford to buy me some more fucking food #IfMyCatTalkedTheSameWayITalkToMyself (Taken with instagram)
"The stage is my church and long form improvisational comedy is my religion and I want to practice it at every moment in my life. When I have felt most myself and most alive is when I have been living this way. Now, rock out with your cocks out."
— Amy Poehler (thanks, Sasha!)
“Shit People Say in LA”
yay memes!
"Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost. The only sure weapon against bad ideas is better ideas. The source of better ideas is wisdom. The surest path to wisdom is education."
— Alfred Whitney Griswold (via youranonnews)
MY CAT WALKS ON WATER. WHAT DOES YOURS DO?
people who leave stupid notes on cars
so i park in front of garage, that has pretty much always been locked since i moved in. today i went to go out and i found this note on my car:
“please park 3+ feet from garage door. i will be back in 2 hours. thanks”
i guess i’m a bit on edge today, because i immediately got pissed off by this poorly constructed message, and a bunch of questions quickly entered my mind:
- * who are you?
- * how do i contact you?
- * what time is 2 hours?
why not just write “can you call me at <phone number>? i need to get something from the garage. thanks, <name>” instead of some cryptic note.
c’mon people.
